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| Excuse me, sir, but your courderoy pants are kind of making a racket. Could you possibly walk with your legs a little farther apart? | |
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| Seriously, it's kind of obnoxious. It's really loud and it's making it difficult for me to think. They wiz when your legs rub. Wiz-wiz-wiz. | |
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| Perhaps I should also mention that courderoy is very flamable under frictional circumstances. | |
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