Stranger Things...

Author: mmyers

Date: February 5, 2003

by mmyers
2-05-03
Excuse me, sir, but your courderoy pants are kind of making a racket. Could you possibly walk with your legs a little farther apart?
Seriously, it's kind of obnoxious. It's really loud and it's making it difficult for me to think. They wiz when your legs rub. Wiz-wiz-wiz.
Perhaps I should also mention that courderoy is very flamable under frictional circumstances.
YAAAHHHH!