Mysteries of Life

Author: mmyers

Date: February 5, 2003

by mmyers
2-05-03
Hey Satan, what'cha doin'?
Who me? Oh, well I'm looking around for more sponsors for the impending apocalypse.
I've been in talks with Blockbuster and Virgin Entertainment and the fine people at Big Lots, but I can't seem to find a spokesperson for the job.
Hey man, Jerrod from Subway and Steve from the Dell computers commercials are doing a book signing at the Barnes and Noble on Barrett.
Jackpot!