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Author: mmyers

Date: February 5, 2003

by mmyers
2-05-03
At the bank, trying to cash my check...
Hey, Matt Myers! like that actor guy, Austin Powers! Matt Myers!
Actually, I think his name is Mike Myers, but yes they are similar.
Matt Myers, hah! Like that guy in the horror movies. Yeah man, Halloween. That guy! Do you ever wear a hockey mask? Hah!
Actually, his name was Michael Myers as well, and he didn't wear a hockey mask. That was Jason.
Myers? Like Oscar Meyers hot do...owww, you drove a spike into my head!!!
Yes, now you're like those, what do you call them? Unicorns.