Filing clerk, VIP and the hostile takeover (3)

Author: mmyers

Date: February 10, 2003

by mmyers
2-10-03
In the hallway...
Man, that new boss is as crazy as a...dammit, I've never been able to do those metaphor thingies.
I think those are similies. The ones that use 'like' or 'as' are...oh snap, here comes the boss. I'm out like a scout.
Avast, Filing clerk, how are you today? That's a mighty keen jacket. Might a matey ask what size it is?
Um, I think it's a 40L. My mom got it for me.
Avast, that jacket has been downsized and it's mine now. It goes well with the hat I downsized from the security guard and the remote control I downsized from the breakroom.
I need to get back to the fileroom now.