CC179: Darby Dillman, Lonely man

Author: mmyers

Date: April 2, 2003

by mmyers
4-02-03
On a remote island off the coast of Khaki-noslacky, Hawaii
One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do,
Two can be as bad as one, it's the loneliest number since the number one...
Boy, I'm so lonely that I'd have sex with the number 'one'. I'm not sure how I'd do that...maybe I could stick it up my butt.