Filing clerk, VIP

Author: mmyers

Date: April 2, 2003

by mmyers
4-02-03
Soul Sucking Job, Inc., Matt speaking, how can I help you?
I work for y'alls and I need to get my address changed for my Dubay-Two's.
Allright, please give me your name and social security number.
My last name is Niles, Nancy Niles. 'N' as in knife, 'I' as in eyeball, 'L' as in elevator...
Excuse me, Nancy, do they let you operate heavy machinery, such as cars or lawnmowers? Because I think that'd be bad, you know, for everyone else.
No, not since the DUI, no.