Great Moments in the history of Seltzer Water (3)

Author: mmyers

Date: May 9, 2003

by mmyers
5-09-03
May 8, 1886 in Atlanta, Georgia
Hello, lovely daughter. I just realized that when you combine Seltzer, melted sugar, syrup, and cocaine...well, try it.
OK. *sip*
May 8, 1886 in Atlanta, Georgia
I call it Coca-Cola. What do you think?
It tastes like shit.
May 8, 1886 in Atlanta, Georgia
I know, but wait for the after effects. I can't feel my face.
Oooh, my head hurts...and I can't get all my thoughts out at one time...and I want to fight someone.