CC187: King Lear, the sitcom

Author: mmyers

Date: May 21, 2003

by mmyers
5-21-03
King Lear gives his daughters, Regan and Goneril, an apartment to live in, but with a catch...
Thou must split said apartment in half. Also, thou wilt need to get a roommate.
Regan suggests the bastard Edmund, but Lear doesn't approve, so Goneril comes up with a plan...
We couldst imply thou art a fop!
Umm...
*music* Come and rap upon our door, take a step that tis new, wherest the kisses art hers and hers and his ...
Wilt thou join me, bastard fop, for some mead at the Regal Beagle?