New names for groups of things (w/ respect to S. Appleby)

Author: mmyers

Date: May 30, 2003

by mmyers
5-30-03
A Disappointment of mothers.
You were so smart when you were younger. Why didn't you stay in school?
You should have married Karen. Now you'll be alone forever.
A Stink of hippys.
Man, I haven't bathed in weeks.
Have you tried covering it up with clove cigarettes and pachuli oil? It totally works.
A Smacking of pimps.
I said, "Bitch, you better have my Star Wars toys still in the packages."
Damn straight.