Commercials I never want to see again.

Author: mmyers

Date: June 4, 2003

by mmyers
6-04-03
Welcome to Subway, may I take your order?
Hey, the new spicy Subway sub with chipolte sauce. Now is that spicy like "Hey that's spicy!"...
Or is it spicy like, "Ouch, ouch, that's too spicy!" or is it spicy like "That is nice and spicy!" or is it...
It's spicy like "I only make $5 an hour so how about I plunge my hand through your chest and show it to you while it's still beating."
I'll take it.