CC192: A case for exaggeration

Author: mmyers

Date: June 16, 2003

by mmyers
6-16-03
Man, I'm so hungry I could eat the ass out of a dead hooker.
You know, it's weird that you say that because I just found a dead hooker.
Oh...I was kind of exaggerating. I'm not really that hungry. I was just making a joke.
Look David, I went to a lot of trouble to dig up this dead hooker. Don't embarrass me. Now go to it, Dave, eat her ass out.
Now this is the part where you say that you're on this dead hooker like Spring Break girls on extacy.
I ain't quite deads yet. I's juss hung overs.