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| Thank you, everyone, for being in attendance here today. I see people from all the way from Switzerland and the east coast are in attendance. | |
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| I'm sorry that we had to spread the word of Grandma Gertrude's untimely passing in such an unconventional way. | |
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| The information superhighway does have its benefits, though. Look at how it's brought us all together today, all of these smiling faces. | |
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| If there's one thing that Grandma Gertrude liked, it's smiling faces. And if there's another thing Grandma liked, it's big penises. | |
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| Who here wouldn't like to increase their penis size by as much as 75%? It's an all natural, risk free alternative to drugs or surgery. | |
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