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| Hey man, did you know that Playstation has started making cars? I just got their Imprezza. It's awesome. | |
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| Uh-oh, I think you might have been sold a piece of junk. What did the salesman tell you about the car? | |
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| The more millage you put on it, the more features it unlocks. I hit 40,000 today and I now have a fourth speed unlocked on the windshield wipers. | |
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| Unlocking features while you're driving? That doesn't sound very safe. | |
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| You know, now that you mention it, at 20,000 miles it did start leaking carbon dioxide into the car and I urinated on myself. I thought it was kind of convenient, though. | |
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