Why girls hate guys

Author: mmyers

Date: July 24, 2003

by mmyers
7-24-03
At the mall.
I just saw a girl out in the parking lot who had a Spiderman tag on the front of her car. To top it off, she had a Spidey steering wheel cover. I'm in love. I'm going to ask her to marry me, I think.
You're so shallow. So a girl has a SpiderMan tag, so what. Anyone can go out and buy some cheap tag for their car. Maybe you should look a little deeper than what's on the surface and superficial.
Yeah. Maybe you're right.
I have a SpiderMan Pez dispenser on my dresser table.