Legally binding

Author: mmyers

Date: July 28, 2003

by mmyers
7-28-03
Excuse me sir, but your truck kicked up a big rock that broke my windshield. I need to get your insurance info.
Well, if you look plainly at the bumper sticker on my truck, it says 'Not responsible for objects coming from the road', so you're on your own.
I'll be right back. Don't go anywhere.
Where are you going?
I'm going to go put on my 'I'm not held accountable for swinging my arms and punching you in the face' shirt.