CC:200 Captain Obvious and August 12 (3)

Author: mmyers

Date: July 29, 2003

by mmyers
7-29-03
Greetings, Captain Obvious. Is there something you would like to converse with me about?
Since I don't like talking to you because of the way you nit pick and make me feel stupid, I'm just going to tell you that I'm setting you free. Go.
So many ways I could begin to correct your sentences and fragments, Captain Obvious. Truely, I will miss these times that we have spent together.
For real, Dr. Pedantic?
Ha ha, I made you dangle your modifier.
Get out.