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| I sit too close to the TV. Grandma says that that's bad for your eyes. I'm getting glasses Tuesday and that's because I sit too close to the TV. | |
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| Late Breaking news! A team of super villians has assembled in the park and are berating passerbys. Tourists and locals alike are fleeing in confusion. | |
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| One of the team members, known as Dr Pedantic was quoted as saying, "It's spelled 'villains' and the correct phrase would be passers by". Police are baffled. | |
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| Hey, I'm responsible for this because I set them all free. They're all evil and no doubt are commiting evil acts now that they're free. | |
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| CLEAN YOUR ROOM, CHESTER! Because it's dirty and when things are dirty they require cleaning to make them not dirty. | |
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