The Teen Visa Card

Author: mmyers

Date: August 1, 2003

by mmyers
8-01-03
Ohmygod! What's that in your purse?
It's the Teen Visa card.
Ohmygod! How'd you get it? I want one.
My parents got it for me, to prepare me for being an adult.
I wish my parents trusted me like that.
Not really. The Teen Visa starts off with a maxed-out balance, a 21% interest rate, and you can't use it anywhere. It's mom and dad's version of irony.