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| Hey Deuce, guess what I just got? A... | |
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| Yep, whatever it is, I already got it two weeks ago. | |
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| I used to complain about having no shoes until I saw a man without feet. | |
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| I once saw a guy with nice shoes, killed him, took the shoes, but then I got arrested and put on suicide watch, so they took my shoes away again. | |
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And the self righteous Have-Nots
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| Hey, dude, did you watch American Idol last night? | |
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| I don't own a TV because it's a colossal waste of time so I have no clue what you are talking about. | |
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