There are 3 kinds of people

Author: mmyers

Date: August 14, 2003

by mmyers
8-14-03
The Haves.
Hey Deuce, guess what I just got? A...
Yep, whatever it is, I already got it two weeks ago.
The Have-Nots
I used to complain about having no shoes until I saw a man without feet.
I once saw a guy with nice shoes, killed him, took the shoes, but then I got arrested and put on suicide watch, so they took my shoes away again.
And the self righteous Have-Nots
Hey, dude, did you watch American Idol last night?
I don't own a TV because it's a colossal waste of time so I have no clue what you are talking about.