In the bathroom.

Author: mmyers

Date: August 15, 2003

by mmyers
8-15-03
If the toilets are self-flushing, how come this one looks like it hasn't been flushed?
It's the ninjas that does it. They're so quick that they're in and out before the toilet can even register it. The perfect assassins, I tell ya.
Waitaminute, how did he know what I was thinking?
I'm in your head, man.