Butch leads a field trip to the aquarium (1)

Author: mmyers

Date: September 5, 2003

by mmyers
9-05-03
Yeah, wee, yee-haw, woo!
Allright, everyone quiet down and scoot in. Today, we are going to witness the beautiful and natural act of salmon spawning.
What's 'spawning'?
You know, doing it, boning, the dirty deed, the nasty, the beast with two backs, bumping uglies, slobbin' the nob, riding the bologna train?
Um, no.
Man, what are they teaching third graders these days?