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| I tell you, man, I feel sorry for single guys. They hangout at the bars for awhile, then get a new girlfriend and have to spend the next 6 months at home with them. | |
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| Yep, being married is where it's at. We get to stay out as late as we want at the bar. If I get home before my wife's asleep, she groans, walks up stairs, and hides in the bathroom until I passout. | |
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| Hey, I'm married. Allright! | |
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| Well, chicks go crazy for married guys, right? This wedding ring is like catnip to a loose chick. | |
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| Yeah, um, women usually look for a married guy who has a lot of money and is eager to please. You look like you could barely please one woman, much less two. | |
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