In the bathroom.

Author: mmyers

Date: October 2, 2003

by mmyers
10-02-03
Hey, Maynard, all of the *ahem* stuff didn't go down in the flush. Can't you do something about that?
Look at 'em all swirlin' around in there, it's like a little poop parade.
Maynard.
Allright, allright. I just got some new stuff that I can try out on it.
*FOOSH*
Hark, 'tis I, the Toilet Wizard®, brought to you from the makers of Toilet Duck®!
Man, I hate it when companies get a new spokesperson. Now this guy is going to be hanging out in here for weeks.