FTC #2: A modest proposal

Author: mmyers

Date: October 8, 2003

by mmyers
10-08-03
Hey, wanna hear a joke I heard?
Alright.
Why did the dwarf cross the road?
Hmmn...
Because he was tossed! Get it? Doesn't that sound like fun, getting tossed across a road like that? Sure beats having to walk across the road, don't ya think? Boy am I drunk!
I don't like where this is going.