CC 216: An almost fantastic voyage

Author: mmyers

Date: October 16, 2003

by mmyers
10-16-03
Our X-ray has turned up an abnormal blockage in your heart. We must shrink a med team down and inject them into your body.
This sounds expensive.
The plan is, we zoom in through the intestinal maze, up bladder junction, around old colon gulch, then a void, then the heart.
This is an excessive and expensive procedure, but, hey, we got a quota. Captain look out of the window!
Dear God! A kiwi, a cranberry, and an orange have been lodged into his heart! A Tropicana triple by-pass!
This is truly a cardio-pulminary disaster mother nature never intended.