FTC 4: Urban legend?

Author: mmyers

Date: October 22, 2003

by mmyers
10-22-03
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Hey, what were you doing sleeping in my room?
This is MY room. What are you doing in here?
Oh, my mistake. Just turn the lights out and go back to sleep.
Not so fast. Answer me this, why is there this gash in my chest and why am I feeling woozy and why is there a kidney floating in your beer mug?