E! True Hollwood Story: Super Mario (5)

Author: mmyers

Date: October 23, 2003

by mmyers
10-23-03
Super Mario, we've got a little blast from the past for you. Now we tried to get Donkey Kong here, but due to his religious convictions, he declined.
I haven'ta spoken to him in 15 yearsa, and ita willa be cold day in hella before I do againa.
"Instead, we bring you, live from a Carnival Oceanliner, where he is now performing his one chimp show, Donkey Kong Jr."
Trent. Mario. It's good to be here. Oop, hold on a sec. Hey titties, grab me a scotch and soda, hold the soda.