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| Now Donkey Kong Jr., please state your birth name for us. | |
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| Sure. It's Donkieus Kongstein, the 3rd. Donkey Kong Jr. is just a stage name. At the time, it was hard for a jewish chimp to break into video games. | |
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| And how old are you now days, DK junior? | |
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| In chimp years, I'm 22 years old. In human years, I'm 23 years old. I was 4 when the game came out. | |
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| You had to grow up fast back then, hardly having a childhood. | |
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| Yeah, back then it was pretty much me and Drew Barrymore partying all the time. I kept on wearing diapers way more years than I care to admit. *sob**sob* | |
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