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| When I saw the ad in the newspaper, I never realized how glamorous an assistant job could be. Now I live on this cool farm, with my own bull named Charles. | |
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| I just finished alphabetizing all your porn by ethnicity and hooter size. | |
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| Sweet! I also have this kick ass trophy wife that does whatever I want her to, a fast car, and an awesome job that I can be proud of! | |
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| Hey Roger, it's 8:45, time for you to give me my gin and tonic colonic so they won't smell the alcohol on my breath at my 10 o'clock meeting. | |
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| Did I mention that I have a fast car and a trophy wife? | |
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