FTC 7: What my Mom would say

Author: mmyers

Date: November 7, 2003

by mmyers
11-07-03
Mooooooom!
There's a monster in my closet!
Oh, don't be silly, here, I'll show you.
See, honey? It's just Dracula or something. It's Dracula or some wrestler or something. He's wearing jewelry so he might be Mr T.
Damnit, I'm Nosferatu. Don't you ever watch TV? Sheesh.