Umfumdaily 11/12/03 (version 1.0)

Author: mmyers

Date: November 12, 2003

by mmyers
11-12-03
Petsmart
Excuse me, I'm looking for a leash for my dog.
Hey, that's swell. How big is the little fella?
Petsmart
He's about your size. Say, could you try this leash on, you know, to make sure it fits?And while you're at it, how about putting this muzzle on?
Sure, I guess so.
Petsmart
Aww, what a cute puppy. What's his name?
His name tag says "Kevin."