CC 220: The Hollywood remake of Mad Cow disease

Author: mmyers

Date: November 13, 2003

by mmyers
11-13-03
I wish my teets sprayed whiskey.
Damn, I'd be...
Cut! There's no easy way to say this but, Pink Donkey, you're fired. Bring in his replacement.
So I'm supposed to be spraying whiskey from my nipples or something here? I think we should cut the Donkey bit and the teets, and I should be a Cuban drug lord with gold teeth.
Hey, you're Johnny Depp, it's your show.