Cherry Poppin' Joe Average-Millionaire-Schmo

Author: mmyers

Date: November 18, 2003

by mmyers
11-18-03
Welcome to the new Reality show, Cherry Poppin' Joe, where these guys compete to deflower this young woman and have her virginity like a trophy.
I just really would like to get to know her better, you know, biblically speaking.
I love her so much, I can't wait to meet her. I hope she loves me as much as I love her. I hope she doesn't disappoint mother.
I'm a chicken!
I can tell from the way you talk that you have a great personality... and that you have great knockers.
The desperation in this room palpable.