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| In honor of Thanksgiving, I am signing an official pardon for the Thanksgiving turkey. Hahaha. | |
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| It has been brought to my attention that the Thanksgiving Turkey has weapons of mass destruction and gravy soaked dressing. Bombing commences on November 27. | |
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| If you give up your dressing and fruit salad, we will go easy on you, turkey. The choice is yours. | |
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| ...so then when I was 14 I really didn't feel like I fit in with my other 43 brothers and sisters...boy, you're a good listener. | |
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