Saturdays in the park with my stepson

Author: mmyers

Date: November 25, 2003

by mmyers
11-25-03
Fucking A, man, nature's a fucking beaut, ain't she? Trees and air and shit.
Yup. Mother nature should be respected and admired for all she does and the simplicity with which she does it.
An interesting fact about mothers and women in general and something you should know, when a woman takes her purse with her to the bathroom, she's probably on her period.
Why is that something I should know?
One time I asked a chick why she was taking her purse to the bathroom and she said, all shitty like, "Because I'm on my period!" Now I can't get it out of my head. I had to tell someone.
Ignorance is bliss.