FTC X: Take me to your Department Store

Author: mmyers

Date: November 25, 2003

by mmyers
11-25-03
So what would you like for Christmas, little boy?
A belt sander!
What would you like for Christmas, little girl?
Matches!
And what would you like, little grey man?
I'd like to get velcro back...and also microwave ovens...and anything else you guys ripped off from us.