FTC X: Planet Santa

Author: mmyers

Date: November 25, 2003

by mmyers
11-25-03
So what would you like for Christmas, little boy?
A belt sander!
What would you like for Christmas, little girl?
Matches!
And what can I do for you, grey naked thing?
Our sensors reveal that you are guilty of kissing Mother and threatening her with your Missile Toes. Prepare to be disembowled.