Happy (belated) Halloween

Author: mmyers

Date: November 28, 2003

by mmyers
11-28-03
Who the hell are you and what do you want?
Trick or treat.
It's a little late and you're a little old to be trick or treating.
I must have fallen in some kind of time displacing void where I aged and everything else stayed the same. I was 11 when I started out but now I look like I'm old. Oh what will become of me?!
This doesn't make any sense.
Look lady, if I said I was homeless would you just give me some candy?