FTC #11-It should be called Santa-mas

Author: mmyers

Date: November 28, 2003

by mmyers
11-28-03
Oh no...
What is it?
Santa's been into the Rum again.
Uh-oh, let's just hope that he can't get into the stables this time...
Now listen here, you little flying veal cutlet, you WILL guide my sleigh tonight or I'll wiggle my nose and plant my shit kickers in your chimney, got it?
I'm not Rudolph, Santa, I keep telling you that. I'm Ricardo. Chill out.