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| Hey there, pal. Looking for a pair of dress slacks? Might I suggest these adjustable waist slacks. Let me grab you a pair to try on. You're a 33-32, right? | |
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| I am, but I have a question. If they have an adjustable waist, why don't you just call them one size fits all? | |
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| The humans seem to prefer an assigned value attached to their clothing apparel. We find it easier to assimilate them by using their own neuroses against them. | |
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| Um...hey, would you mind standing here while I go grab my neural eraser? | |
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| Yeah but make it quick. I've got Christmas shopping. | |
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