What the Holidays mean to me

Author: mmyers

Date: December 2, 2003

by mmyers
12-02-03
The holidays are a time where it's OK to forget that you left your baby in the car because you're rushing to get a $29 DVD player.
The holidays are a time where it's OK to be depressed and suspicious of everyone.
The holidays are a time when certain toys are more rare than others, often only one per box that comes in, and children cry if they don't get them.
The holidays are a time when white people from the suburbs feel safe to yell at black people in traffic.
Holidays are a time to donate to your favorite websites that occupy your time and answer all your repetitive questions. Read the FAQs, nimrod.
Christmas is time when sucky-sucky on sale for $3.99 and everyone trample each other for it.