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| So I moved away from North Carolina into the city and got a job at the hospital. Hey, my burger is really good. How about yours? | |
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| I'm so embarrased that I took you to McDonald's on our date...and my burger is Big n' Tasty as the name suggests. | |
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| No big deal. I've eaten at McDonald's before. Hey, you know what I hate? Those McDonald's Cat in the Hat commercials. | |
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| Me too! They look so fake when they try to make it look like a scene from the movie is happening in the store. And the sound bites where you can't see his face are so lame. | |
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| Well, they do slaughter millions of artificially enhanced cows and chickens a year so no one ever accused McDonald's of having artistic integrity. | |
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| Did you know they copywrited the phrase 'I'm lovin' it!' so if you want to ever say I'm lovin' it, you'll have to pay them royalities. | |
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