Smokey the Bear he ain't

Author: mmyers

Date: December 11, 2003

by mmyers
12-11-03
Excuse me, sir, it looks like you accidently dropped your cigarette butt on the sidewalk. I'm sure it was just an oversight.
No, no, dearboy, I deposited my cigarette butt precisely where I wished it to go. Tut-tut, lad, nature will be fine, cigarette butt or no.
But...that's horrible for nature and the ecosystem and animals and birds, not to mention it just looks trashy.
One day, we shall all die and nature shall continue on in some form or fashion, without the ways of meddlesome man. Such is nature's way.
Well here's my way of helping nature's process, ya lazy fuck.