My favorite southern phrases (1)

Author: mmyers

Date: December 16, 2003

by mmyers
12-16-03
She's sweatin' like a whore in church.
Actually, it's the crack that makes me sweat, not the whorin'.
That boy's queerer than a football bat.
Whatever dude, you're checking me out.
I gotta piss like a rushin' race horse...or is it Russian race horse?
Who gives a shit which it is, I gotta pee so bad I can taste it.