My favorite southern phrases (2)

Author: mmyers

Date: December 16, 2003

by mmyers
12-16-03
That boy's as sharp as a bag of hammers.
I can see where this is going and I don't approve.
It's colder than a witch's titty out here.
Yet not quite as cold as my left buttock.
I'm hornier than a three dicked goat.
It's a blessing and a curse.