My favorite southern phrases (4) (with nods to umfum-n-Ivy)

Author: mmyers

Date: December 16, 2003

by mmyers
12-16-03
That boy's as useless as the tits on a boarhog.
Actually, the wild hog, (Sus scrofa) also called the wild boar or feral pig, has 'tits', or areola as they are better known...
I'm as full as a tick on a bloodhound.
Grrrr.
I'm so hungry I could eat the ass out of a dead hooker.
I'm not dead yet! I feeling like much better! I could turn a trick if you want!