FTC #14- Real Time! with your host, Jesus.

Author: mmyers

Date: December 17, 2003

by mmyers
12-17-03
Happy Birthday, Jesus! Santa sends his love...and this present.
That milk-swilling glory hound? Put it with the others.
...and I want a doggy, and another leg for Jimmy, and a seashell, and a Polly Perky Tits dolly, and...
For the last time, I'm not Santa!! Now go play in Saddam's bunker.
Caller, go ahead.
Hey Jesus, long time listener, first time dropping by. Um, you're a carpenter, right? Well, I'm having a bitch of a time with my dry wall...