FTC #14- May old acquaintances be forgotten

Author: mmyers

Date: December 17, 2003

by mmyers
12-17-03
Happy Birthday, Jesus! Santa sends his love...and this present.
That milk-swilling glory hound? Put it with the others.
...and I want a doggy, and another leg for Jimmy, and a seashell, and a Polly Perky Tits dolly, and...
For the last time, I'm not Santa!! Now go play in Saddam's bunker.
Hey, I just came by to say, ya know, no hard feelings.
Get the hell out of here! You already upstaged the day I rose from the dead, you're not taking my freaking birthday away!