My favorite southern phrases- more nods to umfum (5)

Author: mmyers

Date: December 18, 2003

by mmyers
12-18-03
It's dark as a well digger's ass out here.
I'm right here, jerk. And you smell as bad as a...um, you're dumber than a...aw, nevermind.
That boy's as ugly as homemade sin.
Sin©, Homemade Sin©, and Hungry Man's Homemade Sin Dinner© are now owned by The Morton's company. Please cease and desist using that phrase.
That kid fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
In my defense, that kid was pretty ugly before I ever met her.