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| It's dark as a well digger's ass out here. | |
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| I'm right here, jerk. And you smell as bad as a...um, you're dumber than a...aw, nevermind. | |
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| That boy's as ugly as homemade sin. | |
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| Sin©, Homemade Sin©, and Hungry Man's Homemade Sin Dinner© are now owned by The Morton's company. Please cease and desist using that phrase. | |
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| That kid fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down. | |
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| In my defense, that kid was pretty ugly before I ever met her. | |
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