Elderly advice

Author: mmyers

Date: December 21, 2003

by mmyers
12-21-03
You kids like to smoke, huh?
It was just a drag off a friend's cigar, grandma, to be cool.
You know cigars really are a metaphor for the penis.
Grandma, please don't.
If they're too short or too stinky, you need to throw it away and get a new one.